WARNING: This is a comedy page. If you don’t laugh…never mind. 😀
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Freddie Aguilar on his nephew’s arrest and his sister Marlene’s protection of him:
“I actually received text messages from friends saying that if they were Marlene, they would have done the same, because a mother’s love for her children is unconditional.”
– Indisputable! Obeys the adage “Tell me who your friends are and I’ll tell you who you are.” Apparently there is a Loony Mothers club people could just join.
Freddie Aguilar on his nephew’s behavior: “Jason is the quiet type of guy.”
– Ka Freddie, that’s where all of them start. 😦
Why did Ivler, at the moment he was pinned down and was about to be hauled to a waiting police van, cry out loud that he wanted to die himself?
– well… you have a mother that looks like crazy… and a stepfather who couldn’t care less… so, what do you expect?
Q: Marlene Aguilar expects the US Embassy to protect her son Jason from the Philippine authorities. Is there any basis for her expectation?
A: Despite everything we know about Marlene (e.g. she’s crazy, does not have delicadeza) we know she is right in this one. As Evalyn Ursua would tell you, we have this somewhat similar case of Americans behaving badly, named – should we say this – SMITH!!!
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RADIO YEREVAN-TYPE JOKES
Q: Is Marlene Aguilar a loving mother?
A: In principle, yes, but ‘loving’ must mean ‘being unable to distinguish right from wrong’. It must also mean ‘fit for a mental institution’.
Q: Is Jason Ivler innocent of the crime he’s accused of?
A: In principle, yes, but
1) the crime he’s accused of must be ‘safe driving practices’
or
2) ‘innocent’ means being convicted of the crime.
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confused. confounded. 